Mom Confession: Bread Crust

by Kristi on August 12, 2011 · 4 comments

The other day I told Sam that if she ate the crust of her bread, her hair would grow longer. I turned around to the sink and peeked back at her.

She looked down at her bread and picked it up and ate the crust. She looked back at me and I smiled.

I feel like I should go to the chalkboard and write 100 times:

I won’t abuse my Mom Power
I won’t abuse my Mom Power
I won’t abuse my Mom Power
I won’t abuse my…

{ 4 comments }

1 Angela August 12, 2011 at 3:31 pm: My mom told a youthful Me that if I talked to my chest it would grow.
Im now chatty and chesty.

Part of the mom perk. 😉
2 Celeste August 12, 2011 at 4:23 pm: Rofl, genius!
3 Lindsey aka Modchik August 12, 2011 at 9:09 pm: That is pretty cute I may just try that I’m so tired of eating my daughters crusts :/
4 Kristina September 21, 2011 at 5:19 am: This is genius. I am going to have to steal this. Thanks!